New Online Dating Profile: Feedback? Anyone? ? AURORA ...

Hey, I already know it reads like a novel, but what the hell, it wasn?t getting me anywhere to be brief. Maybe I?ll only get one message per decade now but at least they?ll be sincere. I hope. LOL

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OBJECTIVE
To find a genuine, honorable man who seeks and holds traditional values in and out of a romantic relationship, a man who knows how to really treat a woman right and longs to walk into a bright future together toward the new horizons awaiting us. (Did you know that horizons are an illusion, the further you go, the farther away they move, lol)

RELATIONSHIP WORK HISTORY
32 Years in a long term relationship that defied gravity never mind the odds. We just grew apart when one of us refused to work together (and it was not me, get that thought right out of your head

EXPERIENCE SUMMARY
When my marriage ended, I felt like a teen inside a 50 year old body. Which leads us to my swift education

SWIFT EDUCATION
Single Done Almost To Perfection ? completed 2012 (education no university $ can buy lol ? ?WEIRD? is mild phrasing, trust me:)
Boundaries in Relationships ? completed 2011
Dynamics of Healthy Relationships ? completed 2010

IRRELEVANT CREDITS?(could be relevant depending on your interest in more than envelopes IF you have ANY, that is:)

Creative Writing Diploma (98% pass)
Interior Design Diploma (97% pass)
Victim Services Trainer/Instructor Certification (100%)
Conflict Resolution Certificate (100%)(no, it really doesn?t help much unless all the stupid people shutup, hehe)
University English Lit/Sociology (Mostly A?s, oh, except for that one B+, lol)
High School Honors Graduate

AWARDS
Fiction, Non-fiction and poetry ? Certificates, Ceremony at International Writing Competitions, cash wins etc, all gone now -hehe)
How To Spot a Train Wreck ? in progress (Online dating? Then you, too, are in the course! Finish first? Please SHARE, lol)
Self Defense in How Not to be a Human ATM ? Expert Level, can teach this course, NEVER happening to me, guaranteed

INTERESTS/HOBBIES
NOT drugs, booze, party animals, superficiality ie: seeking an IMAGE instead of a REAL person? NOT here, NOR flings, one night stands OR egotists with double standards reflected in their own mirrors. Holy Reality Check. Old is old. Fit does not hide it or make it any prettier. We all have flaws, it?s called trade-offs unless it?s something you can afford to fix (lipo, tummy tuck, face lift) and then you should be able to fix it for your partner, too, without expecting them to match artificial categories of your own vain criteria. Must say I am put off by that ?pulled dog face look from hanging out the car window against the wind? that many men and women think attractive. Tan addict? Not attractive to me, kind of girly if you ask me. Cracked leather look catches up eventually, ick. Old bodies are old bodies. The alternative to aging is not attractive either, lol. Best bodies in the world don?t attract me, BRAIN does. Please, just be REALISTIC, nobody is twenty anymore. If interests listed aren?t enough to spark an engaging, decent conversation, spontaneous combustion is apt to occur lol. Manners matter.

REFERENCES
Impeccable in abundance both professional & personal character references. Told I am Gracious, Charming, Articulate, Creative, Bright, Traditional values, Kind & Gentle, no nonsense personality of solid character who expresses loving tenderness & affection for everyone I love. Accused of being romantic, sincere, witty, grounded, honest & sweet. (note: sweet, they said, not stupid)

ONE YEAR GOAL
All dating site challenges are mere history because this woman is busy living in the REAL WORLD with one good, decent, kind, genuine, traditional in and out of relationships, considerate, ?thoughtful? man who brings a strong, protective, masculine balance to her spirited femininity and sweet gentleness. We don?t have to be a matching set (YAWN, lol) but I do prefer signs of intelligence. Hey, I have a redneck type brother/friend who is one of the smartest people I will ever know, am into WHO you ARE as a MAN, your way of walking in the world, not how much education you have or WHAT corporate deals you do. Gloria Steinem, one of the most intelligent women ever, got this, too, when she married an individualist And there are myriad Pygmalion themed stories even if Hollywoodized as in Pretty Woman. Woah, I?m out of breath after all this thinking lol. Are you him?

FIRST DATE:

If ?mutual like? shows and shines at first meet, we can toss ideas into a hat? Let one of my big brothers decide after they give you the big old hairy eyeball, lol? Drive straight to a chapel in Vegas? Exchange medical reports? Race home to see if the other is back on the dating site yet? Oh, the possibilities are just endless, aren?t they, lol. Surprise me! In a good way, lol.

NOTE ? If you think the grass is always greener somewhere else, that mentality will hold you hostage until you die old and alone. If you have not yet learned that the grass ?over there? has just as much brown thatch once you get a good look at the roots, you are not for me, please pass by. Not seeking perfection, just the perfect man for me.

FYI
While I currently live ?pretty,? you may surprised to know I?ve also lived in remote settings with no hydro or running water. Okay, I was younger, not sure it still counts, lol. But I would still take the boat and pull up prawn/crab traps all by myself as I did many times then. Interior design includes whoever you reside with just as it did in my married years where an attractive balance of feminine and masculine prevailed. Obviously, I am a girly girl who likes a man?s man, you must NOT be prettier than me, lol

No pic? No talk. Only fair You can send pictures via email right on here. You don?t have to post them at all. No excuse is good enough with today?s technology and options. Straighten up for heaven?s sake

Oh. And a ?brotherly friend? tells me I am too smart for most of you and that?s the biggest problem, that I should pretend to be less intelligent around men. I don?t see intelligence as my problem, I told him, because I hate all those books on strategy to ?get? a man (OR a woman). What I see as a problem is this: If I cannot simply be myself, be accepted, respected and valued for who I am and I have to resort to games and strategizing to get a man, I don?t want THOSE men anyway. I?d rather stay alone than have to ?play games? no human can EVER sustain. Into the chase? Seeking thrills? You are NOT for me, thanks. REAL is me and YOU.

Finally. Yes, there is a finally to my mini novella, lol, but my question would be not ?does this never end,? lol, rather, it would be, ?why does one have to write as if she is teaching people something? ? because she is ? she is teaching them how to treat her. So kindly don?t post pictures within the century, I do understand not wanting to plaster your true identity all over the internet but you can keep them hidden, just send them to those who interest you on here and PLEASE, please be at least within the present decade of your posted age/photographs. Thank you. Also, thank you for reading this far, who knows, we might even click

Today I clicked on some guys who viewed me. Mostly too young. One age 24 said something wise that moved me: ?I hate the way this site makes me feel so shallow.? If only he were 54 sigh?

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